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Oh, Pokemom No!

Dear Humans of Pets,

Pokemon Go? More like, Pokemom No! There is a special page dedicated to Pokemons named as Pokemons of New York (PONY). I’ll give you a moment to check it out if you haven’t already; slim chance. Parody or not, Pokemon Go is mapping out on the internet and this ardour only increases by the day; and now by the night! We, the real animals are not amused, to say the least.

Here’s a little snippet of the lives of us pets after this Pokemon mania. My human sibling, on the pretext of my daily walk, took me out for a two hour walk to ‘Catch ‘em All!’ It is interesting to notice that this woman does not even bring herself to walk around the house usually. I felt ignored and abandoned as she was twiddling her thumbs and wasting her Pokeballs on some nasty grass type Pokemon. Apparently, that animated Pikachu has caught my human’s fantasy better than my own flesh and blood and she is willing to go to any lengths,or neighbourhood, to register that pale, measly rat-like monster to her Pokedex.

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My next door neighbour, Merlin the Turtle, whose domestication is as illegal as downloading the Pokemon Go game in India itself, does not have it easy either. His human often leaves him in the bathroom during a water crises and expects him to spew out fountains of water like that derisory Pokemon called Squirtle!

Pokemon Go Virtuosos have declared it to be the “Fittest game of the year”. Excusez Moi, have you ever walked your pet? The unexpected rush of adrenaline a human may get while we chase those lesser mortals, a.k.a. the cats, beats any thrill of thumb twiddling and catching a ‘rare’ Pokemon. One also realizes that these so-called adults are attempting to recreate their adolescence by pretending to be ‘Team Rocket’ with a cat, a makebelieve Pokemon Meowth, in tow. However, the only part they may be able to recreate is having their faces scratched by a cat after their failed pursuit of near impossible plans!

Who needs us for protection against burglars or trespassers when our own human siblings are roaming in or around the house,as and where the WiFi permits, and giving me mini heart attacks with each step and stumble? Even the game server during its loading gives out a warning: “Remember to be alert at all times. Stay aware of your surroundings.” Don’t know whether it’s a safety measure for humans or it’s asking us pets in codes to take care of these fidgety, careless beings.

Pokemon

So spare us the drama and agony, humans. It is us whom you would turn to, in search of real warmth and anxiety reduction. When the honeymoon phase is over, it is us who would have to shield you from this ugly breakup. Treat us kindly and we would return the favour.

Sincerely,

The Pokevillian Dog

 

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