Astropup Strikes Again
Wagcome to the second edition of the Astropup’s cheerful tales. In the yester tales, we helped humans to deal with their particularly unruly pets, this time, your humble Alert Bhowbhowwala offers his services (on popular demand by my fellow mutts) to predict your human’s idiosyncrasies, in the volatile season of monsoon and this rowdy month of September.
Aries
Take note pets, you must not give in to your Arian human’s spunk this month. Challenges this month (read always) are a bad idea.
Taurus
Your human may force you to depend on them this month. Stay true to your roots. Refuse.
Gemini
If you want that cookie, try catching your moody human in one of their better moods. Patience would be duly rewarded.
Cancer
One hopes that your furry heads may have caught a whiff of Cancerian generosity by now. Sad puppy eyes would work miracles when you want a belly rub.
Leo
Your human’s eccentric temperament is heightened this month, post a birthday high. You may want to keep your demands to yourself if you don’t want to be burnt by the heat.
Virgo
It’s your month! Technically, it’s your human’s month, so it’s yours too. Ask anything sweetly and you shall receive.
Libra
You may want to refrain yourself from peeing in the house. While you may or may not get corporal punishment, the silence subjected by a Libran human knows no bounds.
Scorpio
Humping your street friend in front of your Scorpion human is not a good idea. Your human would be jealous, platonically of course, and may just stop taking you out.
Sagittarius
Your human’s carefree spirit will help you attain your material goals of accumulating socks, leftover food and bubble wrap. Rejoice!
Capricorn
You just cannot win against a Capricorn’s will. Surrender when your human takes you for a walk. It’s for your own good, you see.
Aquarius
When you are in an Aquarian human’s good books, you have succeeded in human-ing. Don’t tear their newspapers and patiently wait for your food. That’ll do the trick.
Pisces
While playing fetch, make sure you actually bring back the stick. Chances are that your Piscean human is already lost in their own world and has forgotten about you and the play stick already.
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