Astro Pup saves pet festivities
Well, well, what do we have here? In my crystal bones, I see that my visionary tentacles have helped you completely tame your human parent and wrap them around your paw. This month, you may have problems in maintaining the scales of balance, So I am giving you a magical potion of words and advice of ‘things you must not do’ lest your privileges of sweet consumption get revoked.
Aries
No matter how uninteresting lights look, pets having Aries humans must not encourage their guileless humans to burst crackers in the morning. They will burn the house down. You can count on it!
Taurus
Pets with Taurian humans must not stay quiet. Appeal to their generosity and be delighted to sweets galore. Its mithai time!
Gemini
Pets having Gemini humans should not appeal to their unstable minds. You never know when they put you on a diet in the festive season. Beware!
Cancer
Pets of Cancerian humans must not stay gloomy. Their pessimistic attitude may surface and completely ruin festivals for you. Even crackers must not be condemned, mind you!
Leo
Pets living with Leo humans must not isolate their humans this month. Leo’s desire to be loved must be tended to and the more loved they feel, the better the rewards for you.
Virgo
Pets who love Virgo humans must not remain calm but should panic. Virgo’s meticulous nature would ensure solid festival cleaning and if you don’t want to be groomed several times this month, step aside!
Libra
Pets having Libran humans must not equate Libran with liberal. You must maintain harmony by barking your opinion only when needed, not otherwise.
Scorpio
Scorpion humans’ pets must not faze out during the festivities. Humans would shower you with new, shiny things if you just stay good with their guests.
Sagittarius
Pets cohabiting with Sagittarian humans must not undermine their human’s wisdom. Do as they say (tinkle only when they take you out) or their temper would lead to you bursting along with the crackers.
Capricorn
Pets having a Capricorn human must not question perseverance even during festivities. You must help in decorations using your hands and mouth. Really get into it and you won’t be disappointed.
Aquarius
Pets who bear Aquarian humans must not rely on anything. Be mindful of an Aquarian’s unpredictability and then your month shall go as predicted, awesome. Just go with the flow!
Pisces
Pets having Pisces humans must not let them get away with dreaminess. Be compassionate and these humans would definitely share their joys with you. So, a future rolling deep in sweets is predicted. Good luck!
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